Limericks

Of course it has to be limericks this weekend in green no less:

The Happy Man

In retrospect of glee,
I think more that woe is me.
For when I am glad,
I wish I were sad.
Life is a cup of tea.


Ode to Dan

I once knew an African man.
He said that his name was Dan.
He rented a boat
That never did float.
I once knew an African Dan.


The Frolicking Otters

Beside the brookling waters
I watched the playful otters
In careless play all day--
A life of ease their way
Even in dangerous matters.


A Friendly Farewell

And now it's time to say
I'm on my merry way
To drink of green beer
And think more less clear.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!